ZombieHarmony.com - Dating Site for Zombies

ZombieHarmony would appear to be a bit of a joke of a site that allows zombies to meet other zombies and live happily ever after together. To get started, you need to enter whether you are a slow-moving zombie, a fast-moving zombie, or an immobile one. Next select whether you are interested in gnawing and groaning or in lumbering. Finally select what type of zombie you are looking for and whether they are “freshly turned”, “somewhat rotten”, or “VERY rotten”. Unfortunately, after you have entered the above information nothing happens, and then upon further searching you will realize that this is actually a fun marketing ploy by Mingle2, which is a dating site for non-zombies. Still, a fun page to check out if you have a few extra minutes to spare!

“ZombieHarmony is for zombies only. We advise signing up for ZombieHarmony only if you lack a pulse, have limited motor skills, or feel an intense desire to feast on human beings. We are not responsible for lost or ingested loved ones. If you go on a date with a zombie, we cannot be held liable for contributing to the apocalypse.”

Since the site is almost definitely just a piece of clever marketing, it should be judged as potentially a successful plan. Full points should be given for the originality of this marketing campaign but it is a bit of a shame that the site doesn’t actually work.

Have they considered actually developing this into a real dating site for zombies? It could become especially popular around Halloween.